《All’s Fair》第2季首集观感：54个随想

November 6, 2026

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Today, I’m back in on the new season of All’s Fair, a show that’s primarily notable for Sarah Paulson’s genuinely evil one-liners and Kim Kardashian…acting! Below, find (quite literally) every thought I had about the Season 2 return of All’s Fair:

1. I hardcore fell off recapping this show mid-last season, so I actually have no idea what’s happening.
2. There’s our Kim!
3. In a jaunty leather chapeau, natch.
4. I want one of those illuminated purse-storage walls, whether it’s realistic for my studio apartment or not.
5. The best thing about being Kim Kardashian (or whoever she’s playing) must be the unlimited access to expensive silk pajamas and status candles.
6. Ahhh, who’s behind her?
7. Oh, it’s just a glass house.
8. Speaking of hats…NIECY NASH!
9. In a purple fedora!
10. Now I’m thinking about Haley Stevens’s big hat and I’m frowning.
11. YAY, Sarah Paulson.
12. It’s not a Ryan Murphy joint if two legendary actresses over 40 aren’t glaring at each other through the dim light of a fish tank.
13. Sorry, who got murdered?
14. Okay, “I would unplug your life support to charge my phone” is a good line.
15. Which LA private school does Carr’s kid canonically go to?
16. Crossroads?
17. Wildwood?
18. Sequoyah?
19. Those are the three I know.
20. First diva-on-diva slap of the season! Everybody drink!
21. I want to throw myself an astrologically specific ball when I turn 40, like Elizabeth Taylor.
22. How fab and lesbian of her!
23. Ooh, love this little not-so-subtle reference to Kim’s real-life habit of, um, rewearing celebrities’ famous clothes.
24. I love the notion of starting a media empire basically being charity work.
25. “She knows how much my astrological identity means to me.” LOL.
26. Same. (I’m a Cancer, BTW.)
27. Hey, November 5th! That’s today!
28. Chase looks a lot like Chase from House…if he proteinmaxxed.
29. DORINDA!
30. As an astrologer!
31. Oh, I know there’s some Bravo-enthusiast sapphics in that writer’s room.
32. Hey! That’s Peyton Dix!
33. At Emerald’s table, no less!
34. I love a mom who makes her boys clean up.
35. Did Co-Star sponsor this episode, or what?
36. Oh, to have 20 beautiful minutes in Emerald’s wig closet.
37. “Either decolletage or legs out, not both” is honestly a good rule.
38. Peyton’s slaying this role, if I may gas up an OOMF!
39. Is Glenn going to get her damn groove back?
40. I certainly hope so.
41. Carr’s coat is important to me.
42. I care so much less about the actual divorce case at hand in this episode (we get it! Rich woman screwed over by dick husband!) than I do the various hairstyles.
43. Why is nobody on this show lezzing out?
44. Didn’t they hear about the blue wave?
45. OOP, SPOKE WAY TOO SOON!
46. Sarah Paulson being homophobic…both ironic and iconique.
47. Is nobody going to throw a drink on her?
48. I desperately need a scorpion-shaped ice sculpture in my life. Maybe for my 35th birthday?
49. Not too much on arch-support shoes, now.
50. Some of us need them!
51. Teyana :)
52. Uh-oh, Allura down!
53. Scorpion bite?!?
54. Okay, bye!

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Emma Specter is the Culture Writer at Vogue, where she covers film, TV, books, politics, news, and (almost) anything queer. She has previously worked at Garage and LAist and has freelanced for outlets including The Hairpin, Bon Appetit, them, The Hollywood Reporter, and more. Her first book, More Please: On ... Read More